yesterday was the iftar i had with the colleagues. though the foods were 50mins late but thank god for the great companions we managed to stay without complaint, loss of temper, irritation, or the like. lina sent me off to home but we took the back way and got lost (blame me for tunjuk terer padahal baru duduk 2minggu kat sini) for a merely half an hour. argh. i feel guilty.
raya is so close! i am going back tomorrow, got the whole week to rest. yay. sunday will be the day we bake cookies (my sis's plan, do not ask) and monday breaking fast with the whole troop of friends. seriously i cannot wait! i miss them terribly.
so here. i hope i have not stepped on too many toes and apologize if i did not realize doing so. i wish my friends "SELAMAT HARI RAYA & MAAF ZAHIR BATIN". have a great raya everyone!
Friday, September 26, 2008
Thursday, September 25, 2008
EFFECTIVE OCTOBER 1, 2008
Dress Code:
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.
4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
Sick Days: We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
Personal Days: Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.
Bereavement Leave: This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.
Bathroom Breaks: Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls.. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy.
Lunch Break:
* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.
The Management
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.
4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
Sick Days: We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
Personal Days: Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.
Bereavement Leave: This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.
Bathroom Breaks: Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls.. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy.
Lunch Break:
* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.
The Management
Monday, September 22, 2008
half an hour more to go back.
last friday ketam, emma and syima came to my house. you guys are always welcomed okay! though two of them were late, but i'm just glad they made it. please stop all the ghost stories guys, it's not funny.. korang tak sian aku ke? haha. slept at efa's house that night and the next day off we went to sogo and bb. i had little sympathy to spare for my unfortunate bank account. it's sinking wey. but i think it's all completely paid since most of the buys = worth every penny. raya is near. how much duit raya are you willing to spend for nieces/nephew/baby cousins?
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Thursday, September 18, 2008
standing in the rain.
he's the least person on earth i want to meet, yet, we bumped into each other last night. definitely some mood swings. we had a fight early this year and to be plainspoken, i've no intention to be friends again so why bother to give the broad smile and hoping i'd say hai this is my ex, meet my new bf? what done is done. you're just another ex. let's move on.
sales are everywhere. i can't wait to go shopping with efa this weekend.
see just how bored i am at work? urgh.
sales are everywhere. i can't wait to go shopping with efa this weekend.
see just how bored i am at work? urgh.
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Monday, September 15, 2008
all the way around.
i'm officially not that bored anymore. the stupid box has already arrived, courtesy of my bro. heeeeeeeeeee :P
i've tonsil and ulser. both. so i'm going to take mc. bye
i've tonsil and ulser. both. so i'm going to take mc. bye
Thursday, September 11, 2008
bless.
my friends were right. i had the whole house to myself yesterday and i am loving it to bits! i cleaned up everything till 12am. the bus that i took, jinxed my plans to go home early due to my blurriness and so i decided to take a look at the bazar ramadhan in seksyen6. my parents and siblings, called. kesian aku iftar sorang2.
the office will relocate to the curve early next year. coincidence of me being the shopaholic? hmmph. and maybe my colleague and i will be going to singapore for the base24 training next month. sounds great ey.
i'm going to have a tv! next on list - fridge, washing machine and streamyx. ngeh ngeh ngeh :p
the office will relocate to the curve early next year. coincidence of me being the shopaholic? hmmph. and maybe my colleague and i will be going to singapore for the base24 training next month. sounds great ey.
i'm going to have a tv! next on list - fridge, washing machine and streamyx. ngeh ngeh ngeh :p
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
tonight.
it's been a three days in a row i went to ikea/tesco to buy stuff (actually more to decoration, i couldn't resist the temptation of making the empty house looks good). after i got off from work yesterday, fara and i headed to the curve. we did shop till us drop (because of the heavy things we had to carry). it was fun having her around! and now, my house doesn't look that empty anymore. the theme is red+white since the curtain is red+white, the side table is white, my basket is red, the rug is rainbow, the lamp is white. err.. actually i'm not a big fan of red but it was an impromptu lah to have that combination of colours. i.. need.. that.. white.. bed.. erm.. rm649? too much! need to save up more. fara's cooking tonight.. can't wait!
me : aku nak sayur scepticum tau
fara : *blur face*
me : ha nih la!
fara : eena.. ni cepsicum.
excuse me.
it took less than 5mins to get to my office from home. how nice is that?
me : aku nak sayur scepticum tau
fara : *blur face*
me : ha nih la!
fara : eena.. ni cepsicum.
excuse me.
it took less than 5mins to get to my office from home. how nice is that?
Sunday, September 7, 2008
isk.
work = excellent. studying unix command and more c++ that might take up to 80days of training. so it's all good.
but..
i can't stand the travelling hours hence i decided to switch place. somewhere nearer to the office. after much consideration, i agreed to stay there alone (nice house i have to say). my bro helped me a lot and i owed him a lot. since the temptation of having a new empty house to all by myself drives miss greedy eena to shop a lot of things at ikea. thanks to the bf and efa for helping me out. i owe u guys? hehe. for the first few days, fara will.. erm sort of accompanying me. so yay to me. remember eena you're all grown up now. nothing to be afraid.. nothing.. arghhhhh! (am still afraid). for sure i'll be crashing efa's house on weekends pasni.
but..
i can't stand the travelling hours hence i decided to switch place. somewhere nearer to the office. after much consideration, i agreed to stay there alone (nice house i have to say). my bro helped me a lot and i owed him a lot. since the temptation of having a new empty house to all by myself drives miss greedy eena to shop a lot of things at ikea. thanks to the bf and efa for helping me out. i owe u guys? hehe. for the first few days, fara will.. erm sort of accompanying me. so yay to me. remember eena you're all grown up now. nothing to be afraid.. nothing.. arghhhhh! (am still afraid). for sure i'll be crashing efa's house on weekends pasni.
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